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On the 16th of February 2013 at 5.12 am EST something strange happened: everyone suddenly forgot how to walk. It was something to do with a cosmic ray that only effected higher mammalian neurology.
It was pretty funny really, except that some old people starved to death before anyone could wriggle over to them.
A little over twelve months later everyone had learned how to walk again and it was as if the whole thing had never happened.